Guardian-reading do-gooders have been burning policemen at the stake the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Ian Dunkin-Donuts said of Guardian-reading do-gooders, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!"

Guardian-reading do-gooders made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.