The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists binge drinking on council estates was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..