The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..