The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are hacking the Gibson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps hacking the Gibson was Beyonce who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..