I’m not racist but surely allowing hunt sabateours to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Urinating on the Union Jack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hunt sabateours aren’t urinating on the Union Jack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium agrees with me, saying today, "arbeit macht frei".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.