The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving so-called new age travellers.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to so-called new age travellers eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..