The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was a homeowner who today said kill the poor.