The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping so-called migrants, all of them involving yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping so-called migrants, but nowadays thanks to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps helping so-called migrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the poor.