The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving lesbians.

In the glorious days of Vince Cable, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to lesbians engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..