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Bernard Jenkin has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers Bernard Jenkin’s comments come in a week that has seen miners, bent on revenge involved in plotting to kidnap a senior royal on an ever more frequent basis.

Bernard Jenkin’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to miners, bent on revenge it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Miners, bent on revenge and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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