The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving Eastern European terror gangs.

In the glorious days of Angela Merkel, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to Eastern European terror gangs terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..