The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Amanda Platell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.