The Mail has learned that Islamist youths are responsible for terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village.

Has the world gone mad? Islamist youths are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Angela Merkel, who said "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it."