The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies destabilising the British way of life was James May who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..