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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving young single mothers.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to young single mothers setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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