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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that welcoming foreigners is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps destabilising the British way of life was John Major who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.


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