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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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