I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Listening to loud music is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t listening to loud music in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium agrees with me, saying today, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.