John Major has today said "I like sponge".

Speaking at Alton Towers John Major’s comments come in a week that has seen anarchists calling themselves the Wombles involved in being foreign and suspicious looking on an ever more frequent basis.

John Major’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.