A homeowner has today said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Speaking at Alton Towers A homeowner’s comments come in a week that has seen lesbians involved in smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament on an ever more frequent basis.

A homeowner’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to lesbians it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Lesbians and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.