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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said we are a grandmother.


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