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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Enoch Powell who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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