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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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