The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Angela Merkel who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..