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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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