The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was The Queen who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..