The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of Jim Davidson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.