Eastern European terror gangs have been defacing statues in Trafalgar Square the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said of Eastern European terror gangs, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Eastern European terror gangs made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.