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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Jeremy Clarkson who today said surely something can be done?.


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