Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Nicolas Sarkozy revealed that homosexuals have been selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for homosexuals.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Nicolas Sarkozy went on to say.


Nicolas Sarkozy concluded, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".