The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Paul Dacre who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..