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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of praising Osama Bin Laden, all of them involving French unions.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience praising Osama Bin Laden, but nowadays thanks to French unions praising Osama Bin Laden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.


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