The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving hunt sabateours.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to hunt sabateours listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Hoorah for the blackshirts!.