The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders listening to loud music was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..