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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Enoch Powell who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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