Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been squatting houses left empty by families on holiday outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Paul Dacre has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Squatting houses left empty by families on holiday: The True Face Of Evil", Paul Dacre says, "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for anarchists calling themselves the Wombles. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.