Now boffins have discovered that homosexuals can cause cancer as well as being, frankly, distasteful.

Docktawh Gillian Keith, speaking from her underground nutrition dome said, "Ever since Jeremy Clarkson told me about it, I have been trying to cure admiring Jeremy Corbyn with a powerful mix of micronutrients, goji berries and spirulina."

She added "As it turns out admiring Jeremy Corbyn is almost completely identical to cancer, in how it affects the balance of our chakras. And everybody knows that admiring Jeremy Corbyn is mostly caused by homosexuals, who are known to promote a negative orgone balance in the red layer of the energy rainbow."

Of course liberal-minded multiculturalists will no doubt assume that comparing homosexuals to carcinogens is "racist", but they can’t deny the simple facts of the case. And the Mail is happy to back Gillian’s words; she gave us a fresh insight into Broken Britain by saying, "A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".