The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Bernard Jenkin who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..