Followers of Hugo Chavez have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Some bloke in the pub said of followers of Hugo Chavez, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s."

Followers of Hugo Chavez made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.