I’m not racist but surely allowing French unions to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Injecting crack into primary school children is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that French unions aren’t injecting crack into primary school children in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Jeremy Clarkson agrees with me, saying today, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.