The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was an unnamed source who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..