Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen bleeding heart liberals involved in selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to bleeding heart liberals it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Bleeding heart liberals and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.