The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was some bloke in the pub who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..