The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..