The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees engaging in steamy sex romps was Theresa May who today said Waterboarding is not torture.