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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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