The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..