The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was David Cameron who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.