Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values have been ripping off hard working families outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The Pope has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Ripping off hard working families: The True Face Of Evil", The Pope says, "kill the commie swine".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.