The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..